Yucaipa's Local Dating Service

NAMES TIM,

LOOKING FOR A DOWN ASS HOME GIRL. SO PLEASE DONT EXPECT A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I WANT TO BE FRIENDS BEFORE ANYTHING. A STRONG FRIENDSHIP IS A MUST BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS. I JUST WANT A HOME GIRL ABOVE ANYTHING ELSE.
AND WHAT IM ATTRACTED HUH?
ROCKER CHICKS!
BAD ASS ROCKER CHICKS!!
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my names johnathan,
im in the military and just came back from tour in afghan.
my " primary" occupation is a healthcare specialist/medic
.... and just like everyone else in the army....a custodian
i enjoy doing anything and everything-golfing, football, camping, fishing watching movies, going to museums or concerts, swimming....
and yes i am a smoker. i know its a bad habit but i am slowly quitting...
sloooooowly

and, apparently, im the property of the US government...at least that's what it says on my id card...

You can say im a pretty shy person, but opens up eventually once i get to know the person im talking to. thats what my cousin told me.

Hiya! I'm Tommy, Thomas, Tom, fscking T-boy or whatever else you want to call me. About me, eh? Well, besides being a technogeek/nerd and being rather proud of it (seeing as I'll be making more money starting out in my career than most of the people who make fun of me for it), I'm a fan of anime, video games, fantasy, games in general, hell I'm a fan of fun conventional or non. I'm 6 foot nothing, with brown type hair stuff... Glasses, of course, and sorta skinny maybe... I'm a tad bit of a philosopher, and very open-minded. Yet I can be rather closed-minded as well. Sound hypocritical? So do you if you answered yes. Hypocrisy is part of humanity. A defect implaced within us to help better ourselves. Here's a few of my ideals for ya: For each problem there is an infinite number of solutions. Just because you can't figure them out does not mean they don't exist. My high school Calculus teacher showed me a paper in which she proved 1+1 can equal three upon occasions. Life is based around uncertainty. Nothing is the same, everything is unique. But things do follow archetypes. Life is a balance of imbalance. Life itself is hypocritical. The balance of Life is to be offset at all times. For if Life was perfect, there wouldn't be individuality. Conformity would rule. Anarchy is completely and utterly unattainable. Life has a way of naturally ordering and structuring itself. Now does that just blow your mind? Besides that I'm also a rather random guy... Papaya! Mine is a logic of illogic. I can take 5 seemingly unrelated topics and through tangents correlate them to mean something... Now, did THAT blow your mind? If it did, being around me will drive you insane...

I am inventive, love coffee, art, music and hiking. I go to the gym 3-4 times a week.

names scott anyone who knows me ussually calls me scotty im 18 i love sports partien and bein surround girls that are not only beautiful but have a fun an exciting personality i live in southern cali anything else you wanna know write me

I work for the City Attorney. Although I am a lawyer, I am not married to my work. I have a wide range of interests: live music, movies, sports, video games, and I recently took up golf on the weekends to name a few.

I have a good relationship with my parents. They live in Las Vegas, so visiting is always a good time. I have a sister who lives in the Bay Area.

I have been in several relationships, some of them meaningful, but have not found the right girl thus far. I am looking to meet a few nice people and see what happens.

I am really not as boring as this sounds. Weird random absurdities happen to me all the time. For instance, a plaintiff in one of my federal cases was so upset that he lost and my client won that he scaled a water tower and spray-painted his case number, and various other things. We drove by and took a picture. It reminded me of Turk-182 (obscure 80's reference).

I enjoy my friends and the relationships I've had, learning from them hopefully.

I'm twenty years old, about to be 21 in December. I like the beach, anything outdoors, sports, movies, and spending time with my friends and family. I also like doing anything that involves water. I am shy when it comes to dating but very extroverted when it comes to making new friends. I am pretty, struggled with weight all my life and my weight goes up and down, but never really been obese. I'm about 5'6 and can hold my own. I can make you laugh. I LOVE LOVE LOVE rollercoasters. Anything that will get my heart rate up is a great activity for me :-) I love spending time with the person that I am with, but I need a certain amount of freedom also. I'm very strongly attracted to guys that can make me laugh. I live at home still, but have a job and a car.

Well I'm 21 work part time and go to school full time trying to finish my BA in Geography. I am sarcastic, fun loving, outgoing, and silly. I have a mature side as well I enjoy having conversations and talking about various things. I am looking for a woman who is herself, smart, funny, mature, and goal oriented. Somebody who I could be myself with could talk and laugh with each other. A quote I like: "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring".

For starters, I'm not looking for someone to love me. I love myself plenty. I understand a relationship is supposed to enhance your life, not make or break it. I'm looking for someone to love. When I think about an ideal relationship, most of my thoughts veer towards what I'd like to provide for the other person. Things I'd cook, restaurants I'd take her out to, theme parks we'd go to, impromptu road trips we'd take, favors I'd like to pay. I really think the desire to provide for someone else is one of the major hallmarks of maturity, and it is one I look for in people I spend time with. And so by extension of that I guess I'm...looking for someone to love me? No one ever said this dating thing would make sense. Hah. Anyways, onward with my description

I love going out to have fun, to meet new people, and I love to make people laugh. I don't care what people think, and I do what I want when I want.

I really enjoy doing creative things, be it art, photography, playing the piano. My goal is to be able to have a career where I can express myself creatively.

Will i am me and i like to go for walks and to dinner and i just like to be me and i want to meet some one like this as will they are just them

Hello and thank you for viewing my profile

I am a teacher, a mother to two great kids
(16 & 22). My interests are traveling, movies, laughing, watching motocross, riding my Ninja, Harley and spending time with my family.You are welcome to ask me almost anything and I will be honest with my answers. Please no "Drama Kings" lol...I just had to throw that in.

I like to ride street bikes with friends or driving in my car clubs almost every weekend.

im 5'7" black hair, brown eyes, 160lbs, athletic build, very active, energetic, out going

I'm a big nerd and like nerdy things. I love movies. I have a huge collections. It's almost as big as my.... Never mind. I'm into star wars doctor who punk and metal music and wrestling. But, this stuff doesn't run my life. But when you ask me to tell you about me... Those things will help you understand me.
In a way I'm like a Roger Rabbit looking for he's Jesscia.

Well I'm a single dad of one ( hes 9 ) and hes the most important person in my life! I work early mornings at UPS loading those big brown trucks you see all over the place. I'm really laid back and very sarcastic. I enjoy sitting on the couch watching TV or a good movie or going out and trying new things. I've been trying to learn how to sing better by playing lots of Rockband whenever i get a chance lol. Also i would like to say I'm a huge Red Sox fan!!!!!

"I have several friends, a low paying job, and a bed in a robots closet. I envy no man." -Phillip J Fry
I'm putting down whatever comes to mind, sorry if it comes out in a random sort of way. I'm not a bum, or an overachiever, I guess I'm in between the shiftless average American know-nothing-know-it-all and the unemployed hipster, only I could never work that hard at being cool. My personal philosophy is a constant source of contradiction and personal frustration, so as i figure this whole "existence" thing out, I'm trying to come to terms with exactly what is going on and what it all means. If it even means anything. I've restarted my life for the third time or so and I don't really have an idea what I'm going to at this point. Sometimes it feels like I'm just watching a stage production that I don't know I'm in. I have a job that I enjoy for the most part, and I'm going one day at a time. I would like to believe that somewhere out there, is that one person who is going to relate to me and understand who I am and be cool with that. I've already got a mother, I don't want two. I'm not really into religion, though I am open to all beliefs. Knowing for sure who is right is too arrogant of a decision to make. I like the idea of a life partner. I've never been in a relationship with someone I wasn't close friends with first. I am always honest, some could even say to a fault. I know it's weird, but lying makes me really uncomfortable. I just feel like it always comes back to you so why complicate your life? I'm pretty geeky, especially when it comes to movies, it's something I really enjoy. I won't get into it right now, but I'm always quoting something. I'm pretty sure the world is going to end in a Zombie Apocalypse, so that's always in the back of my mind. I wish I had the ability to walk the earth, or failing that, a luck dragon would be pretty fantastic.

I am a people-person to the full extent of the phrase. I strive to please and help people. My motto is "Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." I find that to be so true, I am constantly trying to find someone to help, often times putting others before myself. I am funny and outgoing. I can also be timid and shy. I tend to keep my emotions to myself but I will open up when I know I can trust you. I am easily amused and love a good laugh. When it comes down to it I am a great worker. I am very competitive so I strive for the very best in my life. My passion is my photography. I love taking photos of people and of nature. Being outside and a part of nature has always made me happiest. I swam for 12 years and still swim as often as I can. Swimming and sports are a way that I love spending my time. I have been considered a tom-boy at times because I am not afraid to get dirty but I am also a bit of a girlie girl and love to get dressed up and go someplace nice. Some days I love just sitting around and playing games with, or just being with my family. I also enjoy singing and acting and being involved with the local theatres. Working with children has also always been a passion of mine.

Well , I have this weird hobby, when Im bored, of signing up on all of these fake myspaces. I have like 20!! Haha. Im Jacob from Yucaipa, CA. Im just living my life one mundane day at a time. Im a very easy person to get along with. And I am very tolerant to anyone and their views. I think Im a very good friend and a very dependable friend.

Well lets see i recently graduated from beauty school & Im now a licensed cosmetologist. I have many things in my life that i love, cooking, theatre, music, travel, movies. Life is nothing with out passion

I enjoy many different things. I love being outside at the beach or in the mountains. I love amusement parks, Disneyland and Sea World are two favorites. I enjoy going out to dinner and to the movies when time permits. I also have a creative side and love photography, quilting and visiting museums and gardens.

hey im nikki or nichole or shorty what ever u wanna call me lol i love 2 dance when i get alone time i read when i stressed i tend 2 draw but cooking is my passon n i LOVE 2 TEXT!!!! i have a daughter shes my world!!! her name is bryanna she is 7yrs old yes that would have made me 12 when i had her but shes really not my daughter i adopted her shes really my niece we got her takin away thanks 2 my bro n his now x girl the messd up big time n got the kids takin away so i steppd up n adopted me niece n nephew so we could keep them in the family i have raised that lil girl her whole life i was always takin care of her n not her real bitch mother n thats the long story short about my babygirl = i love life im tryin 2 live it 2 the fullest yes i am very short thats y everyone calld me shorty short shit sexy shorty lil one ha ha i get calld every short name out there its funny. i love music its my love i really love rap n country i love kottonmouth kings eminem hollywood undead i love pop music 2 lol i love readin but when it comes 2 readin in school i get bored lol yes i am in school not high school tho i am goin 2 the adult school so i can finish up the credits i didnt get in high school but when i get done i wanna b a nurse or a hip hop dancer or a cartoonist i wanna do somethin fun lol well the hip hop dancer dream is crushd cuz i injured my knee so i cant dance that much nemore = which sux ass!!!!! but its ok ill get over it.... lol

I go to Crafton Hills Community College, my major is Criminal Justice,I like to hang out w/ my friends, go offroading, movies, beach,mountains, camping,snowboarding,going to concerts,video games,bowling, miniature golf, and golf getting coffee at starbucks, and going shopping. I also like to go to the gym, go jogging,and hiking,and the occasional bar or party. I also play guitar,but i'm not very good at it yet,and i like to go to baseball games, i like sports, but i'm not the kind of guy who has to watch every game..I like to be active, meet new people and try new things. if there is anything you want to know just send me a message.

I just want to be happy like everyone else. I would like to find someone who is nice and enjoys life.....

What can I say except that I love life, travel, family and many other things. I have a 29 year old son and an 9 year old son. They are the light of my life, but I am, hoping to find someone who can become the center of my life, someone who can show unconditional love and who thinks that inner beauty is more important than outer beauty. I am a christian and the Lord is very important to me. I am an Activity Director in a nursing facility at this time but being a wife and a mother is much more important to me. Life has had many ups and downs for me but I look with anticipation to finding that special someone who will embrace my son and I and welcome us into his life.

I'm a walking, talking pile of complicated. A billowing cloud of smoke enveloping rotating gears and sprockets. One complex machine that perpetually breaks down and requires routine repair, but if regularly maintained, will automate the mundane tasks in life, so you can appreciate the finer details.

So I have decided I'm going to make it a personal goal to answer every question this site has to offer, but I'm also lazy, so now I don't know if I will actually get around to it.

my name is VYKTER, i have no kids and im single, im pretty much living life to the fullest, working hard during the week eating healthy working out, always up for meeting new peeps and trying new things. love riding my street bike, hittin up the club to cut some rug, and chillin on lil baby jesus sunday w the roomies.

Well, I am very laid back and I like to have as much fun as possible.I love to talk to people and can make friends anywhere, I love going to the beach, I love music and end up talking about it with anyone that will listen, I enjoy playing video games with friends, hmm thats all I got for now..

First and foremost I'm an artist. I play a couple different instruments,guitar and drums among them. I also paint and sculpt,compulsively. I love animals,especially spiders and snakes,and I own a few. I feel a strong connection to nature and spend alot of time tending my garden and pet's. I enjoy having a muse,especially if she's an artist herself. My need to impress brings out some really good work.

Hey, my name is Teryn. I'm single and not exactly looking. If love finds me, I'm down :) I'm here to kill time at work, meet some new friends, and if my soulmate is here, then I won't push him away. As far as being in a relationship, it's serious to me, and I want a guy that would fight to keep me in his life, forever.

I work full time as a secretary. I coach girls softball. I also go to school full time studying to be a nurse. I am always up to hang out and have fun. Movies, sports, driving, beach, river, snow, mountains, desert. Wherever. I love sports, especially the Colts and the Angels. I hate the Yankees, Red Sox, and Dodgers. I am a total sucker for ice cream. It can get my man out of a lot of trouble.. I probably shouldn't openly admit that, but hey... what can I say? I don't smoke or drink... I have my reasons, that's just me so take it or leave it. I am not against people who do, just not for me. I played softball for 15 years until I ruined my arm, but I have an intense love for the game which is why I got into coaching. I drive too fast. I lost my mom to melanoma skin cancer 2 weeks after graduating highschool. I am a very passive person, don't take advantage of that. I hate liars. I am terrified of the dark and clowns. I hate fish. I have extremely strong opinions on divorce, abortion, and some other political standpoints. If you want to know, ask me... I won't get in a heated discussion over it, I respect other peoples opinions and I am not afraid to voice my own. Uhh, other than that... I am just a fun, friendly, caring person and my worst fear is disappointing someone I love...

I try and have as much fun as I can have. Being I Work all the time I want maximum enjoyment of life

My main outlet in life is concerts. I've seen alot of em. Solo or someone, I go. every concert is histroy in the making.

If there is somthing happening I wanna see it.
If somthing is said I'll try to twist it into a funny

Hey there, I'm Shelly. Don't you hate this part? Trying to catch someone's interest within the first couple sentences? I promise, this is the most boring part, everything below this section is WAY more interesting haha!

It's always kinda hard to define a whole entire person in a paragraph, but I'll do my best. I'm a kindhearted person, who generally sees the best in others. I have my flaws, and I'm not under any illusions that I'm an image of perfection, I mean no one is right? I'm the definition of a Pisces so I'm pretty much always daydreaming, or caught up in my own thoughts. I'm a good friend, and believe in the idea that we should treat others how we wish to be treated. I pretty much live by the idea of to each their own. I may not like something, but I'm not going to tell you that you shouldn't do it. Our experiences are what make us who we are right?

Well I saw a woman's profile here, and I thought she seemed cool. So since I couldn't write to anyone unless I join, I joined. For the rest of you, if it doesn't work out, perhaps we can talk later. I'm not in any rush, I would prefer to just be buddies to start, it really just makes the whole thing eaiser. In a perfect world I would leave my penis at home for a while, just to make it eaiser to get to know each other. But this is not a perfect world, so if I were do that, I can guarentee "I'll be late". I can promise though to keep it in it's place.

PS. I guess I am open game now, that woman I joined to contact, well that didn't work out.

I'm just an easy going guy that works way to much. I'm not a 100 percent certain what I'm looking for but I'm sure I'll know it when it comes across.

i am a lifelong nudist ,i am 86 years old , but active . i am a hopelless romantic looking for a new wife since i hate to live alone , i use to do a lot of differnt things when i was younger , i rode motorcyles and i flew my own airplane for many years , i created a platform with model trains , i am of loving and caring nature ready to discuss different opinions etc.
i like classical music and i play the piano , i used to play drums in polka band , i like swimming and watersports

I am a musician, been for about 10 years now (both guitar and drums, but guitar is my main gig). I have dedicated my life to the fulfillment of this passion. I am currently working on pushing my solo project, band, out to the public and getting my musick known.

I read heavily on philosophies and religious history (I am NOT religious). Anything that can help me perceive situations differently, or look at things from a different view. I have a hatred for how most of society perceives other people, and the judgmental nature most people have. I despise intolerance and ignorance directed towards the respect of others. Everyone has every right to live their life completely Liberated from ANYONE, RELIGION, or GOVERNMENTS decisions, telling you "This is how you live, this is how you act". I will not respect a lapdog or someone who lives blind to their OWN life. So, basically I like to expand my mental horizons I guess, and be able to understand more of how things work, how people work, how our minds work.

I am someone that believes life throws you speed bumps for a reason. It is not just to shatter the foundation that you have slowly bulilt for yourself, but it is to show you that the foundation you have slowly built for yourself was misdirect, misplaced. Every event in life is equally necessary as every other event, regardless if you perceive it as being a good or bad thing, which (starts a LOONG conversation) is not actually "there". Simply stating, even if the event that occurs is so dramatic and destroying to your life, it is necessary. It is hard for people to take a step back in life and understand why that had occurred. But it is necessary for us to understand that, and accept that "shit happens", and regardless of the shit, its your responsibility to keep the head high, and move forward, learning and gaining experience along the way.

This barely scratches the surface of the detailed character that is me. If what you have read thus far "scares" you away because of my "seemingly" lack of modern morales (which in all honesty I have none of, sounds worse then it is, but it would have to be explained in full detail, which I will not do on here), then so be it. But if it intrigues the depths of your conciousness, then come my way, for I am waiting for that intrigue.

I just recently moved out to California from Las Vegas, NV! Had to get away from that lifestyle and continue on my path. If you would like to know more about that decision, ask me and I am sure I will indulge.

I'm fun and usually outgoing i like to go to parties and just have fun

Well first off, I'm continuing this chapter of my life called College. I actually read for fun and I like poetry, I love music and listen to all types of it. I don't like being cold, I love watching movies, I don't watch much tv except for a few select shows, unless I'm bored. I Run barefoot in the grass, dislike whiny people, and make up songs as I sing them. I "Miss the mark", hit the snooze, state the obvious, forget names and get lost easily. I'm a loyal friend, open-minded, determined, strong enough to be patient, and laugh fearlessly. I try to be real, and I enjoy cheerful stories. If that wasn't enough info about me just drop me a message.

What you see is what you get. No games, no B.S.
"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not" -Unknown

To my knowledge truer words were never spoken. I try to live by those words. I spend a great deal of time with my daughter. I like horses, although I don't get to ride often, love the beach (not so big on the sun burn lol), writing, helping friends, getting dressed up (something I don't get to do as often as I'd like either), being with people who accept I am who I am.

So I see that I must give you at least one hundred words. This always causes a small amount of stress for me. It's like I'm writing for a school assignment and we all know how fun those are. So uh, I guess you should know that I am often suprising, high spirited, long legged, hilarious, nail painting, gum popping, amazon from the wrong side of the tracks. In spite of all of that awesomeness I also have time to work in a library (not to be confused with the good ol' lieberry) with teens who inspire me on the daily. Alright, can I hand in my paper now?

Update: I am now one hundred percent! In your face profile robot! I'd like to thank my fingers for typing, my Mom for birthing me, all of you for putting up with my shenanigans and OKC for pushing me to my full potential.

More recent update: I am now 95 percent. WTF OKC?

Hi, so here's a bit about myself. I am a fan of music (all types), I love singing and playing my guitar, I love going to shows and I also enjoy chilling in a dive listening to a cool local band. I also am a very active person, I like going to the gym (I am not a freak about it though), I study Krav Maga (if you know what that is, consider me impressed) and I occasionally do mud runs or small organized running events (marathons are just too much work for my taste). Oh, I am told having a job and a car and not living at home with the folks is a desirable quality, that's me too.

I am a open minded, yet strong values type of girl. I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be. I am friendly, social butterfly, animal lover, and down to earth. I am looking for a companion to have fun and connect with. I am not into drama and turn offs are arrogance, liars, and cheaters. If you can love me at my worst, then you'll love me at my best. I like to have fun with my friends, watch movies, go to the river and relax at home too!!!I try to live a positive life and strive to be happy in my life.

I am a good man, I'm kind and I love to have fun. I would love to find someone who would love to stay home and watch a good movie or go out for dinner and dancing. I am up for about anything.

I'm a pretty laid back guy in Redlands. not much more to say.

Traveling, going to shows like the Palm Springs Follies. Sincerely interested in assisting veterans and their families. Going to places I've never been, especially with a great gal who shares similar interests.

Well I'm going to change up my summary a little because I believe I came off as a little bit of a goof at first but what can I say that's just me being me . So anyhow I'm a full time mommy of two of the greatest children in the world , a little boy thats four and a girl that is two......who keep me busy and running at all times . I'm from So Cal and have been my hole life wouldn't have it any other way . Aside from that I should soon be attending school full time for criminal justice and psychology , maybe a class in photography . If you can tell I tend to love piercings and tattoos (always a plus but never a must). I'm a very outgoing person , very down to earth , and I believe I have a good head on my shoulders . I'm not perfect and I'm not going to change for anyone . I'm not here to waist anyones time and I DO NOT play games . I believe in being honest and I am always 101% loyal and respectful and what I put out I always plan on getting back . I want a lot out of life and happiness is encluded so if you here to play games plz DO NOT bother because I DO NOT have the time .

Looking for friends, someone that like to just hang out and go to coffee shops, amusement parks, take long drives or just sit around and chat. You never know where it could lead. If this sounds like something you'd be interested in...lets hook up!

I am living in southern California working at an outdoor science school teaching children about science in the mountains. I hope to move to Northern California sometime. I enjoy working with children. I love to hike , climb, bike, run, swim and do mostly anything active. I am really into music especially live music. I enjoy doing yoga and chant yoga. I am not religious but I can be spiritual. If you want to know about me message me.

I like to find the humor in our humanity, and to make light of subjects that mean so much to some of us. I'm always working toward self-improvement. I try not to make excuses for myself or my behavior but, rather apologize and move forward. Art, music, word-smithery, photography are the things that interest and motivate me. I find humor in almost everything... I don't like theatrics or mind-games. I'm somewhat old-fashioned; I like to open doors for people, bring flowers, say please and thank you, etc...

Really, I'm just looking for somebody to spend my evenings with.

I'm not afraid of silences, and I'm also pretty poor at pushing a conversation forward if I don't have anything to say. Sometimes it's better to just sit in one another's company.

Sometimes I like to relax, sometimes I like to have a good time. Sometimes I enjoy the quiet and sometimes I like a lot of noise.

Pretty simple.

I drive a car, inhale oxygen, and eat food. Sometimes, when Iâ??m really bold, Iâ??ll eat my toast with jam. I like to play that funky music; I like to rock, preferably around the clock. And Iâ??d like to make it clear that my hips donâ??t lie.

I am a very hard working man. Some say to hard. My life has had many ups and downs. I dont know what to expect next. I was married to a wonderful woman who somehow I managed to push away. Mistake 1 will not happen again. I have two beautiful children who I love more than life itself. I try to see them as much as I can.I work hard so I want to find someone who wants to play hard. I love cars,planes,and well just sitting infront of the TV wit someone special.

Things you should know, in no particular order:
I like technology, classical music riding my motorcycle, and old movies. There's nothing better than reading the Sunday newspaper, except maybe a quiet walk in a warm, spring rain.

I clip coupons and enjoy fine wine. I think geocaching is a great way to go hiking while indulging my inner nerd. I'm a sucker for just about anything French: movies, food, or art.

From My Facebook Profile: I am fun, crazy, confident and will treat everyone close to me like gold. I like Cooking, massage therapy, sports, movies, hydration, singing harmony to the songs on the radio, polyphonics, TubaChristmas, and making the most of cold weather.

Hi! My name is Crystal! A little about me: Iâ??m usually a cheerful, go-with-the-flow person. I am pretty open-minded and very much a free spirit. I am very driven, and don't give up easily. One of my biggest personal philosophies is that life is much more than just merely living, meaning comes with sharing it with others. I am very social; the thing I value most in my life are my relationships with others. I am very much a stop and smell the roses kind of girl. I don't get upset easily, and am generally an easy-going type of person.

I would prefer to spend a lot of time socializing with friends and family. I enjoy getting out of the house and doing something, whether it's going to a movie with a friend, or just walking around a downtown area. I also enjoy staying in and cuddling on the sofa, sharing conversation, and each other's company. I like to be entertained, even in the simplest of ways.

As you may have noticed, or perhaps not, I am a mother. My son brings so much joy to my life, that I never realized a child could. He is my little monkey, and fills my spirit with such happiness. Watching him grow and learn new things, especially things I teach him, has added a whole new direction to my life. My child is definitely my first priority, and although it can be a struggle sometimes, I try to have a healthy balance between work, motherhood, and a social life.

Respect is something that I value highly. I believe people are deserving of respect, even when they offer none in return. When others are contemptuous, or show little regard for me, I really strive to maintain a rational and considerate approach. It is essential that others understand how important this is to me, and how it is key in understanding who I am and the way I work.

I have a clear list of qualities that I'm looking for in a romantic partner. Some of the most important include someone who: is respectful, confident, reliable, knows want they value and want out of their life and relationships, and social.

And finally, if youâ??re still reading, I joke around a lot, and I absolutely love to dance - so, watch out!

I like robots, good beer, learning ways to dispatch zombies, and most of all music. I am the biggest music nerd you will find. My name's Jonathan, but most of my friends call me The Emperor.

I speak in hyperbole and will often make noises to illustrate that I disagree with your (probably completely valid) opinions.

I love my cat, even if he is dumb as hell. His name Brag. Brag has no fear not because he is fearless, because he doesn't know any better. He is REALLY stupid.

What can I say about myself that hasn't already been said?

This young, successful, attractive gentleman has had the nation and its women captivated since the day of his conception. Women want to be with him, and men want to be him. Brad Pitt himself has been known to call him "by far the coolest and best looking son of a bitch in the continental US."

'We raise the high life to you' - Exceprt from the biography "Tyler_Durden_: My Hero" by William Shakespeare

Hello I am a 20 year old female living in sunny California. I am the youngest of three children. I have brown hair and blue eyes and glasses. I also have 2 moles on my face one on my forehead and one on my left cheek. I feel that I should mention them because they are a part of me and I do not let them make me feel ugly and I dont want anyone judging me by them. I am a beautiful person. I am a shy quiet girl to most people but can open up fairly quickly. I have no problem saying what I want on the net. lol. I love animals! I have 5 cats, a hampster, and a fishtank. My favrote animal is an elephant. I like to draw (doodle) and write.

Currently I have a cool job that takes me all over SoCal. Fortunately I usually get to leave after the morning rush and I'm always back that night. This gives me a lot of road time so I can't really text but I often have plenty to talk.

In my spare time I like to read, play video games, and have interesting conversations. I generally go on one camping trip a year, typically for a week.

I have had many hobbies since I change hobbies about every 2-3 years. Thus far I've done hiking, off roading, BJJ, gaming, and others. I'm currently working on learning to dance and play guitar hero world tour. Still on my list of hobbies that I'd like to do are learning to sail. Someday I'd like to sail to Hawaii.

Hows it hangin. My name is Drew. you can call me Medina though, thats my last name. Ive got a future already planed out, or atleast for collage. I work on cars a lot so that is why i will be attending UTI to become a certified mechanic. The campus is located in Rancho Cucamonga so i'm stayin in the redlands, riverside area for a very long time. I aint the best speller and my grammer sucks. I will admit, im a husky guy, but i guess thats what you get for playing as a lineman for your highschool football team. Im a very hyper active guy that is go just about anything crazy. so if you think you can control me, you should send me a message. like i said before, i enjoy working on my truck, and well, i kinda always got to or i cant go no where.

o.k. her you are about me i cant spell good so bare with me,im 36 years old most of the pepol i no say im child like but i cant help that,,i love to play gams lisin to kids music i have a baby fetish as in i wear adult baby close dipers suck on pasiphiers but not often in publec,, i love collecting dolls all kinds,,i also like to wear girls clothing bot not at the same time. i am a biker,i dont own a car only a harly davidson but i no how to drave almost eny thing..in the past i was a firefither and afirst responder medieicol tec.for fore years, but now im a lead sterut at cusino morongo..thats it fof now...............

hi im Energy-Drink!
100 character minimum... hmmm... i dont like describing myself, you should just talk to me and get to know me.

I like to rant a lot. When I talk to people, I like to rant and rave about my likes and dislikes, and I like to talk about politics, movies, music, and life in general. I hate celebrity gossip with a passion. I am a bit of an introvert, but if I like you, I tend to open up. I have a random personality, and very random interest. I think I was Tweak from South Park, because I love coffee and I have odd mannerisms. My head jerks when I shake it yes or no, like a twitch. My nickname is Twitch by the way.

Hello ladies, I am two main goals; one is in the professional field and the other are you, and that is not in this order necessarily . I am secure and happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy play soccer, hiking, dinner, music, my dog, celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor. Family and friends are very important to me. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends and get to know each other... and see what happens.

My personality is like this: I really am the sweetest person, I would give you the shirt off my back But if you cross me...... I absolutely love children, I have a couple daughters who show me how blessed I am everyday. I like the energy around me to be positive, relaxed, and calm. That means the person I am looking for must be Optimistic about all things in life, deal with the bad but always see the good. But I do like to have Fun and seek out the passion in life.

I hate these things cause I never know what to say but here goes: I love the beach, especially at night in the moonlight. I like all kinds of music, I almost always have something playing no matter what I'm doing. Some of my hobbies are: poker, pool, beer pong, karaoke, I love the Drive-In, and just hanging out with my amazing friends. I also collect shot glasses from all over the country. I am very easy going and am usually down for whatever.

I'm not shy. I'm loud sometimes. I'm pretty good at making people laugh, it's my favorite pass time. I try to make the best out of all situations, but I am realistic.

I have been known to enjoy the finer things in life from time to time, once in a great while you might find me at a club, dancing and hanging out. Or you might find me on the side of a mountain, hiking or in front of the computer playing a game. I'm not a party animal, that stage of my life is over, nor am I looking for one. I'll try anything once and I always keep an open mind.

I can be very direct. I know what I want from life, and I have the attitude to get it. I'm responsible and a family man. I can be a big softy, but don't make any mistakes, I am "THE" man when I need to be. I give respect right off the bat and I expect it in return. I won't stand idle while a person is in need. I'm extremely protective of my friends and family, by that I mean I'd take a bullet for any of them. If my friends need help, i'm the first person they call. I already have my career but I'm going back to school again soon to finish my degree.

I want a woman I can treat like a queen, who I can do sweet things for and will appreciate it. I spoil them, but I expect the same in return. She needs to be my equal and challenge me. I want someone who understands me and vice-versa. But the minute I feel you don't appreciate what I give, you'll know.

I consider myself strong in my faith, but I'm learning about God every day. I'm inbetween churches right now, I'm trying to find one that fits just right.
I am in the California Air National Guard, I'm a journalist and a photographer. I rent a room from my best friend in Beaumont.

My interests and hobbies include dancing computers gaming RC cars/trucks camping dirtbiking hiking movies ((pool)) bowling photography or anything fun really.

I'm just a girl doing her best to live life to the fullest. I have lived all over the U.S,Vegas,Denver,Atlanta,ect....I like to keep moving. I joined the navy(figured I would hitch a ride around the world) I leave for boot camp pretty soon. I'm an Artist by nature,I love life even when it sucks:) I have big dreams and every intention of making them come true. Sometimes I'm shy, sometimes I can't shut up. I love to read but for some reason I am a horrible speller. I don't have time for body issues I don't feel the need to be perfect and to be honest shallow people bug me.

I'm 26, I try to be outgoing but sometimes I am just shy. I know it's silly 26 and shy but eh.. oh well. I enjoy social get togethers.. like bbq's and small kick backs with family and friends. I love camping and sitting around a bon fire playing music. I love all kinds of music especially live..I try to attend at least one open mic a week.. as well as karaoke. I drink sometimes.. not much though.. and I smoke.. ( sorry I know it's looked down on.. but.. at least I am open to quitting) I love meeting new people.. so.. if you want to know more.. Feel free to hit me up.. Thanks.. ( another thing.. I'm really not looking for anything romantic.. :) But I love making friends.. ;) Thanks again! ) < jess

Ok.. so 1000 to get a 95 percent... What to put here. AH.. I think that if zombies ever attack I would run to costco. Steel doors food, water, beds.. although.. I don't think they have guns.. But I totally can beat up zombies with a shovel I think! :p Not to mention generators.. I think costco has those.
What about you...? Where would you go if zombies attacked?